if it was a white guy holding a glazed donut hamburger w/ a side of deep fried twinkies, i would take a wild guess and say that emits an ominously american aura
i’m crying, it turns out the photo this ask was about
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards
- you just had a brilliant idea. it’s 3am
- bonus: you have something important the next day
- “wow I wrote so much, let’s see the word counter” 350 words “LIES”
- when your worst work gets the most attention
- “[AO3] You’ve got kudos!” emails are your lifeblood, water your crops, and clear your skin
- B L A N K P A G E S O F D O O M
- playing the entire story out in your head. never writing it
- watching or reading anything ever and imagining an au
- making playlists to write to. never writing
- getting an “[AO3] Comment on ______” email and doing the thing. you know the one
- headcanons. so many headcanons
- spending days or weeks on a piece
- watching the hit count rise and the kudos count stay on said work
- when will the kudos return from war
- You have a great idea for a new fic. You have seven half finished fics already.
- Your story idea is no longer relevant/appealing because of things that happened in canon.
- You have a great idea for a story and no idea how it should end
- You have a great idea for a story and know exactly how it should end and how it should begin and in the middle is a vast wasteland of ????????
- Trying to figure out an appropriately literary way to say “and then they do that thing, you know, that thing they do on the show where they make that face and it’s just adorable?”
- Worrying your headcanons reveal way too much about your deep dark secrets as a person.
- Writing down a headcanon that DEFINITELY reveals too much about your deep dark secrets as a person and editing it to make it seem a little more subdued.
- Having to decide between what you want for your faves and their happiness and what’s actually in character.
- Being stuck on an idea for 9000 years and then taking a shower and figuring it out instantly.
- Seriously what is it with being in the shower did you make a deal with one of the fae where you’re only a good writer while you’re naked??
- “What are you writing?” “Oh, you know…just…a thing….”
- What the hell you can just copy/paste formatted work on Ao3 you don’t have to put the html in yourself WHY DID NO ONE TELL YOU THIS, WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO FIGURE OUT?
- Wanting to tell your non-fandom friends about your story ideas, but they can’t understand a word you’re saying.
- Wanting to tell your fandom friends about your story ideas, but they’re all reading your fics and you don’t want to give them spoilers.
- when the plot decides to do is own damn thing and suddenly you have to add three more chapters to accommodate it all and fuck it all, this was supposed to be a one-shot
- spiralling down wikipedia hole in the name of research
- what’s that word? The one that means, you know, the thing?
- When someone reads your back catalogue and leaves a nice comment on Every Single One
- not being able to hit a 2k word essay, but churning out a 10k word fic the same night
- screaming at your characters because you have three different scenes, none of which make a satisfying chapter, and now two more arseholes are sitting down to play chess instead of doing explosions…
guiltypleasurethreader asked: Just for fun: if Stegosaurus had feathers what kind of feathers do you think they'd have and what colours do you think they'd be?
I showed it to the Long Suffering Boyfriend, who was resistant to my desire to acquire stegosaurs, and declared that was adorable and we can have ten and this one’s name is Doug.
Keep your new cat in one room for the first few days, they said.
She’ll take time to get used to you, they said. Don’t worry if she’s aloof, they said.
I’ll never allow a pet on the bed, he said.
I don’t want a cat, he said.
[Misty Shula slept on top of us all night, first night 😄 She’s been like this since five minutes after we bought her home. Used the litter box, explored the cat tree, hasn’t attacked either of us, eaten and drunk normally. All the new cat problems happen to other peole, apparently 🍷]
ETA: She’s been renamed to something less ridiculous for a black cat
